I could do without hearing for a year

It would be a peaceful year!

National glory

I'm surprised with the Iranians in recent protests. Before this, the Iranians did not expect so much help from the foreigners. But now it seems that the protesters have forgotten their national pride.

no hero

Back in time, when I was at university, we went together to a picnic. Therelass, was an idiot with us who kept doing stupid and dangerous thing. Once, he walked into the river and started jumping from here to there. Finally he lost his eyeglasses in the water. Everybody started looking for the glass, but nobody found it. At last, I got forced to find it myself. After a few minutes, TADA! I found it!

OK, it was too stupid to be considered as a heroic act. But you know what? My entire life is boring. And about the other heroic acts that I have done, I fill I was really abused, I don;t want to talk about them

Wanna buy some ?

My artistic works! :)

The egg came first

In the evolution process, some animal should have gave birth to the first chicken. I guess it was an egg laying animal!

Ahmadinejad and I are practically best friends

Ahmadinejad
He was sitting on a table next to mine, before he becomes elected for the president.

Larijani
He was walking in a park & greeted my dad.

My hidden talent involves Mind Reading

Its mind reading. I have a powerful instinct in that matter.

'Tis better to have loved and lost

Lets put it this way; Is it better to live n then die, or never be born at all?

I can't travel without Laptop

Laptop
You know why!

Some artistic pens n paper
Not to forget I'm an artist!

My preferred writing medium

I think using keyboard is more environmental friendly. Anyway, I love papers. I'm a painter n I die without drawing on paper.

I'm a cat person

I don't care about the others too much.

My childhood arch enemy

My biggest enemy was a classmate who was sitting by my side. I really hated him, but he wanted me to be his friend! He was very dirty and stupid. He came from a village around Isfahan. I don't remember his first name, but his last name was Raddanypoor.

This book is just taking up space

I think it,s my daddy's books. Nobody reads them, but he insists keeping them, and they are over a thousand. And there are a lot of blankets for potential guests, who show up rarely.

I can explain

Look, you are right to misunderstand my conducts, but I need you to give me the chance to explain. blah blah blah

The next scene features pistol

Err, only for dramatic purposes, I put a gun on the head of a beautiful lady, or a kid. (I don't do such a thing in real life!)

Oh, for three more hours

I would do some drawings

First rule of relationships: Be honest

Be honest
Something is wrong in a relationship in which you have to lie.

Be happy
If someone only shares his sadness with me, I don't want to see him/her anymore.

No money
I cant be serious about financial issues when I have to deal with a friend.

No responsibility
Friendship should be a space of freedom, not one of our problems.

I prefer to get my news from friends and family

I've already stopped reading newspapers. I use the internet, but I really "prefer" to hear the news from someone I know.

I could eat nothing but persian cuisine for a year

Err, Persian food. :)

A million dollars for art

Well, I'm not interested in helping other people, especially I don't usually donate. but if I "have to" give away the money, I want it to be for something artistic.

I demand A ticket for everywhere in the world

A ticket for everywhere in the world
No need for visa or anything else for traveling all over the world.

Zombies!

1. I have to study about them. I really want to know how to fight them.
2. I make a sanctuary full of backup weapons & food.
3. I make sure that I can escape in emergency situations.
4. I'll try to team up with others.

My bucket list starts with: Write a great book

Write a great book
To be able to connect with people after my death.

Visit Paris
Just want to be there at least one time.

Make a baby!
I think that this counts two. Because I have to marry someone before it.

Draw a self portrait.
I have some self portraits, but this one should be a masterpiece.

Live in a deserted island
At least for a week.

Seat me next to the quiet starer, please

I really hate it to have a talkative guy next to me in a trip. Why should I care about the thoughts of someone who I don't know?

My song about Tehran

Well, I live here! n I think it will remain my ground zero.

You can call me...

Looks at nowhere.

My money's on the bear

The shark has only its jaw for fighting, but the bear has also two powerful claws. But I wonder where would this war take place?

Let me tell you what I do

I have to choose a good movie reviews & translate them into Persian. I hope to find a better job.

Ghom made me homesick

Bad water

Don't say 'Understand' around me

Understand
"Do you understand?"

My handiness

I make my family members happy. I do a lot of other things, but I think this is the most important thing that I do in my life.

Again

I DESPERATELY NEED A GIRL.

Freedom

Is there a relation between naughtiness & free thinking? I mean, for a free spirit, is it necessary to be ready for any kind of (sexual) experience?

The ugly asian girl

Today I saw a very ugly Asian girl. She was very shy & depressed. & I thought that she hates me, after she noticed my gaze. I felt sick.

bdsm

I have a paradoxical attitude toward pornography & specially sex torture stuff. Well, I have sex fantasies about humiliating & torturing women, but in real life, I hardly can hurt any woman's feelings. The paradox is that I don't enjoy watching porn videos because they are fake. But on the other hand, I can't bear watching a video showing a real human being tortured. You see, I don't like neither fact nor fiction.