Sunday, October 31, 2010

The Zombies Are Here!

First of all, I'll kill my friends and family members who had became zombies and will bury them respectfully. Then I'll run to a forest or mountains where zombies can't reach me. I'll write my address on different places so that any healthy man could find me. I think I'll spend the rest of my life creating sculptures and paintings.

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Monday, October 25, 2010

Taking a Stand

I am a man who speaks his mind, so there are a lot of situations where I stand for what I believe in. But most of this situation are unimportant and everyday-life matters. For example, today my boss urged us to work harder and increase the production rate (we produce news!). I told her we already work hard and she is being unrealistic in asking us to work even more. In the end she agreed that our production (!) rates have increased in last months and she accused her own boss for demanding more and more. This situation is absurd and I'm thinking about leaving this job.

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Optimist or Pessimist?

I know there is evil inside every man and everything in the world and they could hurt me if I don't be cautious. The world is a dangerous place. But this fact, doesn't make me sad, and it doesn't make me hate the others. I've learned to accept this fact and live with it, and if I could live a happy life in this hostile world, that would be the great victory. I have hope.

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If I Could Go Back in Time

I wouldn't go to the law school. Maybe I would choose to become a civil engineer or an artist. I'm now a materialist and I wish I could leave some real effects in the actual world around myself.

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A Recent Embarrassment

I wrote a novel based on the experiences of my friend and his then girlfriend (now his wife). I was thinking that it was a romantic story and let them read before giving it to a publisher. But I was shocked when the girl became mad at me and said I had pictured her as a villain! And she also was mad at my friend for telling me all that secrets about their private life!

The book was never published and she didn't forgive me for a long time.

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My Superstitions

I'm afraid of two thing and I think they bring me bad luck: 1. To kill any living thing; 2. To upset my parents.



I don't believe in anything supernatural or destiny or luck etc. But there are things that make me make mistakes or loose hope and confidence and the two things that I mentioned above are among them.

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Saturday, October 16, 2010

What I'd Do With a Million Dollars

I would stop working and start my journey around the world.

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If I Could Invent Anything

I would invent a "Mindtyper" to help me type every thing that comes to my mind, even when I'm asleep. Some times brilliant ideas come to my mind but I forget them later because I had nothing to wright it down at the moment. (I don't keep a notepad because I keep losing them and people who find them could read through my most private thoughts).

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Ghost Encounters

I don't believe in anything that had no scientific basis. OK, ghosts exist, but only in the minds of a schizophrenic patient and in fairy tales (which I love) and some other movies and books. I don't know why am I even talking about them.

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The Most Trouble I've Gotten Myself Into...

One morning I helped my old friend to fetch his stuff from his parents' house. His father had thrown him out of the house the night before and told him never come back. When the father found out about my help, he was mad at me and even accused me of assistance in robbery. I got to him and tried to make him calm down. He didn't sue me anyway, but never forgave me neither.

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Monday, October 11, 2010

My Ultimate Keepsakes

My passport and ID and other important documents
to avoid many bureaucratic problems afterwards.


My ID and wallet
I would absolutely need a lot of money.


My laptop
I would lose a lot of my works if I lose it.


My guitar
I don't play it, but I spend a lot of money and I simply love it don't want it to burn.


Some of my art works
Maybe.


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One Body Part I'd Change

I love myself the way I am. But I try to make my belly smaller and build some muscles. Trough sport, absolutely. I'm against most of the plastic surgeries or implants when their only purpose is to make someone a little prettier. A beautiful soul can make any face and body beautiful.

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Me, Neighborly?

Well, like many other question, answer to this one depends on how do you define "a good neighbor". I see the good neighbor as the someone who do not bother me, say hello when we see each other and just stay out of my life. In this view, yes, I'm a good neighbor. But otherwise, NO, I'm don't offer any help and do not try to be a friend for them, so I may not be good neighbor from some point of view.

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Saturday, October 9, 2010

My One Day as a Celebrity

I would like to be Ahmadi Nejad for one day! On that day, I would stay home and do less stupid things and let the others take care of the matters.

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Wednesday, October 6, 2010

My Greatest Achievement

OK, I have a degree as a Master of Law from Tehran University. I'm not very proud of it, but all my friends and family, consider it the biggest achievement.

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A Voyage to the Moon

Maybe; I love to see earth from there, but the moon, itself, is a sad and boring place with dark sky and desert and rocks all around it.

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Tuesday, October 5, 2010

What I Miss About Childhood

I didn't had a very happy childhood. It wasn't tragic, but it wasn't happy neither. I grown up in hostile environment; in the time of Iran-Iraq war, our family lived in a city under bombing and a bomb hit our home one time when we were out. When the war ended, we kept changing towns because my father was in The Revolutionary Guard. I kept loosing friends and having problems adopting to new cultures. I remember I never had enough confidence in myself. Ok lets cut the nonsense.

What I miss about childhood is being hugged and lifted by a bigger person.

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Saturday, October 2, 2010

10 Things That Make Me Happy

Talking with friends
We tell jokes and laugh together.


Drinking Hot cofee or cold drinks
I makes me feel calm and comfortable.


Walking
I think there is some hormone that makes people happier when they work out.


Drawing
I'm good at drawing and it makes me happy when I create something beautiful.


Playing with babies and small children
It makes me feel innocent and better than what I am.


Solvong puzzels
It's like snack for the left part of my mind!


Dreaming about a better future
I have a powerful imagination and when I'm lost in good dreams, it's like living in them.


Reading
It's like dreaming.


When somebody trusts me
I feel useful


Watching something beautiful
It can be nature, art or a movie.


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Life's Little Awkward Moments: Dating

I've never been on a date. But in theory, I think I could break the silence by commenting on passersby or weather or on something that we are eating. In general I'm not very easy with strangers.

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The Most Wasteful Thing I Do Each Day

Besides from all the time that is waisted daily traffic, I think the most wasteful thing that I can't stop myself doing it, is following political news in the newspapers and TV. None of the information about injustice, battles, stupidity and misconduct all around the world or even in Iran, are not useful for me; I can't do anything about them.

I could read a book or watch a movie and enjoy my time, but I can't ignore the news.

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